Autobot rule 41-60Rule #41 – Unless proven, we can not say that the autobots are in a relationship with another. - SamAutobot rule 41-60 by jazzy-prowlerlover
Wheel jack wasn't amused. - Mikaela
But who knew we would be right about Jazz and Prowl. - Leo
Rule #42 – No jumping off of the bots. - Rose
Who would be that stupid? - Mikaela
I'm amazed that Rose hasn't hurt herself.......yet. - Rafael
She scared me when she jumped from Ultra Magnus' shoulder pads. - Arcee
Rule #43 – No telling Red Alert that the Deceptions know where we are located at. - Kara
Even though it's true. - Epps
Two words guys: added security. - Rose
Mearing thought we where hiding things because of it. - Will
Rule #44 – All food should stay in the classified areas: rec room, break room, home. - NEST soldiers
Unless your off base and grocery shopping. - Rose
That still is classified as home.- Prowl
Rule #45 – Halloween stays at home.- Sam
Your fault ol' Hide almost shot you. Stupid. -Rose
Why did you even think about wearing a mask and sneaking
autobot rule 21-40 plus banned list 1-4Hey were back lolzautobot rule 21-40 plus banned list 1-4 by jazzy-prowlerlover
Rule #21 – Never let Glen hear you say Rose is the worlds best hacker/computer geek.- Mikaela
I am the best she is not, I figured out the signal - Glen
I thought frenzy was the best he did hack air force one in 3.5 seconds? - Maggie
He crashed my computer!- Rose
No Maggie, Rose hacked the decepticons database in like 2.2 seconds – Sam
I did not! It crashed by its self- Glen
You owe me a new computer. - Rose
Rule # 22- Needle are not allowed anywhere else beside the Med bay.- Miles
But they were fake. -Miles
Dude Mearing thought you where doing heroin.- Sam
Rose had a panic attack once she saw it. - Mikaela
Who knew she had a phobia of needles. - Epps
I did! - Annie, Will, Ratchet, Kara, all Autobots
Rule #23- When Rose wear makeup or a dress never say “ I didn't think she was a girl.” - Sam, Miles
Dude that just rude, beside she looked nice for on
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Rule #1- NEVER EVER start laughing randomly around Prowl or any other autobots.- Rose,Annie,Sam
Hey it was fun. - Rosalynda Lennox
Yeah until Prowl crashed – Annabelle Lennox
and yet only 'hide and Optimus knew the joke.- Sam
Rule #2- Hurting yourself to the point were you need is a brace is HIGHLY not recommended. - Rose
Ratchet is still pissed at Rosalynda.- Epps
Rule #3- Never play music without headphones. - Rose
This is more for Rosalynda than anyone else. - Kara Witwicky
Who knew Jazz would actually dislike music.- Mikaela Banes
Ironhide likes it thought, and he hates music. - Rosealynda Lennox
Rules #4- NEVER get in trouble at school .- Rose
Rosealynda!- Annabelle Lennox
Optimus is not the mech you want punishment from – Rosealynda Lennox
Rule #5- Playing pranks on sunstreaker or any other autobot is not allowed. - Sam, Will
But we still do it. - Will Lennox
You know Opt
NCIS Fluff Stuff: Rosealynda and Jenny (a bike)Rosealynda was so exited as she walked into NCIS with her dad Leroy Jethro Gibbs or as they know him Gibbs.NCIS Fluff Stuff: Rosealynda and Jenny (a bike) by jazzy-prowlerlover
"Can I see Ahbby first?" Rose asked her dad.
"Maybe?" Gibbs said to Rose as he looked at her after they entered the elevator.
Rose sighed. "Why am I here? I wanna be with mommy?" Rose asked as they stepped out of the elevator.
"Because Shannon is visting santa to tell him want you want."
Gibbs said as Rose sat down at his desk.
"Boss the little girl is sitting at your desk." Tony said stating the obvious.
"Yes Tony I see that." Gibbs said picking up Rose up out if his chair. Rose huffed and sat down on her dad's lap earning her the "Gibbs stare".
"Why isn't Kelwy here then?" Rose question pulling out her tablet/computer with a green keyboard.
"Because she is at Maddie's and is older than you. Discussion close." Gibbs said to Rose as he moved her device.
"Daddy that's mine." Rose giggle.
"Go say hi to Sheppard before I take this back to Santa." Gibbs said looking at Rose.
And you realize Leonard 'Bones' McCoy x Reader A/N: Hello there =3 If you can't tell, I'm giving Ichigo a break and writing a few Star Trek Reader Inserts So, yeah... Onward~And you realize Leonard 'Bones' McCoy x Reader by annamae2243
You sigh as the bartender slides another drink to you, running a hand through your (H/L) (H/C) hair. Another crappy day and another crappy breakup, just your normal routine. You aren’t sure why, but you seem to attract assholes like flies and they never stop pestering you. Speaking of which…
“Hi there, gorgeous.” A man practically purred as he slid into the seat next to you. You narrowed your (E/C) eyes in a glare, hoping to dissuade him but, of course, he was stubborn. He just grinned at you, blue eyes sparkling with mischief as he ruffled his sandy-blonde hair in a way that he must have thought was sexy. Rolling your eyes you open your mouth to tell him to leave you alone when a gruff voice stops you.
Sick!Bones x Reader: Stubborn“Dammit, Bones, where the hell are you,” you grumbled to yourself. You had searched over most of the ship and there was no sign of him. You had asked Kirk, Spock, Scotty, even Chekov, but the CMO was nowhere to be found. Sighing loudly enough to cause a few crew members to glance at you, you trudged back down to the Med Bay to see if you had missed him there. Hoping to see a familiar face to help you locate him you were more than happy to see Carol busying herself with patients.Sick!Bones x Reader: Stubborn by ViviVanGogh
“Hey, Carol, have you seen Bones?” you asked, hoping she would have an answer.
“Last time I saw him he was heading into his office; said he had reports to type up,” she shrugged. You thanked her and quickly headed in the direction of his all too familiar quarters. You tapped on the door a few times but received no answer.
“Bones, you in there?” you called, putting your ear up against the door in case he responded. You heard a muffled groaning and immediately punch
Caught? (BonesXReader)You groaned as you heard a knock on the door and kicked Bones in the side to wake him.Caught? (BonesXReader) by DixonVixon
“What?!” Bones whined.
“Door” You muttered. Bones let out a groan and went back to sleep.
“Bones it’s your bloody apartment” You looked over at him and saw he’d passed out. You rolled your eyes and knew he was faking. After a few seconds you threw on Bones’ shirt and went to answer the door. You opened it and saw one of Bones’ friends there.
“Yes?” You asked.
“Well I was looking for my friend but that can wait” Kirk grinned looking you over.
“Who are you looking for?” You sighed.
“Leonard McCoy. I could have sworn this was his place but he never has girls over so I must be wrong” Kirk replied.
“Yeah you’re at the right place” You nodded before letting him in.
“Seriously?” Kirk asked surprised.
“Yep I’ll get him now” You said before walking back in
Damit Jim! (BonesXReader)The room was quiet and you were lying on your bed about to go to sleep when the door opened and someone stepped in. You head them mutter curse words under their breathe as they walked into the room.Damit Jim! (BonesXReader) by DixonVixon
“Everything ok?” You asked sitting up.
“I thought you were asleep” Bones muttered sitting on the edge of the bed after removing his shirt.
“Well it’s hard to sleep with you damning Jim to hell” You replied kneeling behind him before wrapping your arms around his neck.
“What did he do this time?” You asked placing a kiss to his bare shoulder.
“Refuses to come down to the sick bay so I can’t evaluate him” Bones replied.
“Get Spock to drag him down” You suggested.
“Nah that pointy eared bastard will side with Kirk I know he will” Bones shook his head.
“Fake a medical emergency and that will force him to come down” You shrugged.
“Suppose but he doesn’t understand he needs to g